Oh yeah so you wanna live in Britain? Think it’s all Stephen Fry and Doctor Who? Well let me tell you this, you deluded thing. We have poor people in Britain. Disgusting proletarians, and their awful vernacular! And Jeremy Kyle! You know like how you have poor people in America? We have them here too! And get this, some of them aren’t even white! We suffer daily at the hands of these tyrannical tracksuit-clad beasts, like today, I actually had to walk near some of them, imagine having to share a country with people who don’t look and behave exactly like you. They like N-Dubztep and white cider, not like me, I drink real alcohol, like strawberry cider. I wouldn’t wish it on anyone, please reconsider.
- me: hey whats up....................slime man
- girl: do you have a signature on your texts or something
- me: no..........................slime man